What if HAGRID Raised Harry Potter?

The flying motorbike drops out of the clouds above Surrey and lands hard at the end of Privet Drive, its engine coughing twice before it dies. Rubeus Hagrid swings one enormous leg over the side and stands in the quiet street with a bundle tucked inside his moleskin coat, held against his chest with both hands. The bundle is a baby. Albus Dumbledore stands beneath a streetlamp he has personally extinguished, his silver beard catching the last of the moonlight. Minerva McGonagall waits beside him